Terms & Conditions

Delivery:

We pride ourselves on offering you a service second to none and aim to dispatch your order quickly and efficiently the same day we receive it!

All orders are dispatched the same working day subject to stock availability. All delivery services are subject to stock availability and orders being received before 1pm Monday to Friday (as long as this is a working day). Orders placed after 1pm Monday to Friday and orders placed over Weekends and Bank Holidays will be dispatched the next working day. All orders are delivered by the relevant courier Monday to Friday as long as this is a working day.

Our website is not real-time compliant so sometimes items may be Out Of Stock! The website is updated every day so if you are not sure of the availability of an item please e-mail us at info@jokeshop.co.uk.

We only ship orders to UK addresses. If we cannot supply any of your order we will notify you via e-mail. If we can only supply part of your order we will dispatch the product(s) that are available and you will be notified of this when you receive your order. Please note that if a product(s) is Out Of Stock you will be refunded immediately for the missing product(s).

You do have the option of informing us Not To Send your order if an item is Out Of Stock. You can do this by telling us in the Additional Comments Box when you place your order. When using our First Class 2-3 Day Delivery Service the Additional Comments Box can also be used to tell us if you would like to have your order dropped off in a Safe Place. This is very useful if you are going to be out when your order is delivered. A safe place can be your shed, porch, garage or with a neighbour or other Safe Place. If you are out when your order is delivered and you have not stated a Safe Place your order will be taken to your local Royal Mail Sorting Office. A card will be left to tell you how to arrange delivery or collection.

Our First Class 2-3 Day Delivery Service has a maximum weight limit of 20kg. If your order weight is more than this, or if the goods you have ordered are over 60cm in length, your order will then be dispatched using Royal Mail Standard Parcel Service and delivery times will be 3-4 working days.

Please note if your order includes an item over 60cm in length, it and anything else you order will be sent via Royal Mail Standard Parcel Service.

If you are having problems tracing your order please e-mail us at info@jokeshop.co.ukwith your name, address, postcode, telephone number, date of your order and your order reference number. This number can be found on the top of your invoice that is e-mailed to you when you place your order so we can investigate.

Please be aware if Royal Mail or Parcelforce has Industrial Action there will be a backlog of post and delivery can take longer. Please note that we do not accept responsibility for late delivery caused by Industrial Action. Please allow plenty of time for delivery. Please note that once an order has been dispatched it becomes the property and responsibility of either Royal Mail or Parcelforce to be delivered not the Joke Shop. All items purchased from the Joke Shop website are made pursuant to a shipment contract. This means that the risk of loss and title for such items pass to you upon our delivery to our carriers, Royal Mail or Parcelforce.

For your convenience you may check the status of our delivery companies by clicking on the following links. For Royal Mail's Service please click here. For Parcelforce's Service please click here.

Copyright:

All content included on this site, such as text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, audio clips, and software, is the property of Joke Shop or its content suppliers and is protected by U.K. and international copyright laws. The compilation (meaning the collection, arrangement, and assembly) of all content on this site is the exclusive property of Joke Shop and is protected by copyright laws.

All software used on this site is the property of Joke Shop or its software suppliers and is protected by copyright laws. Any other use, including the reproduction, modification, distribution, transmission, republication, display, or performance, of the content on this site is strictly prohibited.

Joke Shop and its affiliates respect the intellectual property of others. If you believe that your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please contact us at the address below.

Use Of Site:

This website or any portion of this website may not be reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, or otherwise exploited for any commercial purpose that is not expressly permitted by Joke Shop. We reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel orders in its discretion, including, without limitation, if we have reason to believe that customer conduct violates applicable law or is harmful to the interests of Joke Shop and its affiliates.

Our Refund Policy & Distance Selling Regulations:

We pride ourselves on offering you a service second to none and take complaints very seriously. We will always try our hardest to make sure that you receive your goods in the best possible condition and on time. However if you do receive an item that is faulty or has been damaged while in the post, please e-mail us at info@jokeshop.co.uk before you return the item to us at the address below, as unauthorised returns will not be credited. We will require your name, address, postcode, telephone number, date of your order and your order reference number. This number can be found on the top of your invoice that is e-mailed to you when you place your order.

If we cannot supply any of your order we will notify you via e-mail. If we can only supply part of your order we will dispatch the product(s) that are available and you will be notified of this when you receive your order. Please note that if a product(s) is Out Of Stock you will be refunded immediately for the missing product(s). You do have the option of informing us Not To Send your order if an item is Out Of Stock. You can do this by telling us in the Additional Comments Box when you place your order.

We give full protection completely compliant with the UK Consumer Protection (Distance Selling) Regulations Act - the Electronic Commerce Directive 2000, the Distance Selling Directive 2000 and the Consumer Protection (Distance Selling) (Amendment) Regulations Act 2005. Under these Acts you are entitled to have a 14-day cooling off period. You have the right to cancel your order and receive the goods component of the price and initial delivery charges back in full. This is subject to you returning the goods to us in an unused re-sellable condition with all security seals, labels and packaging intact.

Please note that your statutory rights are unaffected. The cooling off period starts when the contract is concluded and ends 14 days after the day the goods are delivered to your order address.

When returning goods please note that we will not refund your postage costs and you must return the goods to us at your own cost using Recorded Delivery only and you must provide proof of postage.

When returning any goods we will require a signed declaration from you that states that the goods were faulty, damaged or unwanted at the time of delivery. We will also require your name, address, postcode, telephone number, date of your order and your order reference number. This number can be found on the top of your invoice that is e-mailed to you when you place your order. If you fail to do this then we will not be liable to refund you.

Faulty, damaged or unwanted goods must be sent to our Returns Department at the address given below. Once you have obtained authorisation from us and cancelled your order we will wait no more than 7 days for the goods to be returned. If we do not receive the goods back within 7 days we will not be liable to refund you. When we have received the goods back in an acceptable condition all money paid, less the original postage cost will be returned to you within 30 days of the date of cancellation or receipt of the goods in accordance with the Distance Selling Directive 2000.

If goods are faulty or damaged on arrival or later than a guaranteed (not estimated) delivery date we will replace them. If we cannot replace them we will give you a full refund, or if you prefer a Credit Note. Your postage costs will also be refunded on receipt of the goods, once a member of our staff has examined the goods. Please note that we do not accept responsibility for late delivery caused by industrial action. Please allow plenty of time for delivery.

Due to the nature of our business particular scrutiny will be used in connection with returning faulty, damaged or unwanted goods. If there is a discrepancy over the returned goods Joke Shop will contact you within 7 days of receipt to discuss this. If goods are faulty, damaged or unwanted and you fail to inform us of this within 14 days then Joke Shop shall consider the products being as described, of satisfactory quality and fit for their purposes and we may not accept any reject at a later date.

All returns once authorised should be sent via Recorded Delivery to:

Returns Department.

Joke Shop.

Risk Of Loss & Delivery Information:

We pride ourselves on offering you a service second to none and aim to dispatch your order quickly and efficiently the same day we receive it!

All orders are dispatched the same working day subject to stock availability. All delivery services are subject to stock availability and orders being received before 1pm Monday to Friday as long as this is a working day. Orders placed after 1pm Monday to Friday and orders placed over Weekends and Bank Holidays will be dispatched the next working day.

Our website is not real-time compliant so sometimes items may be Out Of Stock! The website is updated every hour so if you are not sure of availability of an item please e-mail us at info@jokeshop.co.uk.

If we cannot supply any of your order we will notify you via e-mail. If we can only supply part of your order we will dispatch the product(s) that are available and you will be notified of this when you receive your order. Please note that if a product(s) is Out Of Stock you will be refunded immediately for the missing product(s).

You do have the option of informing us Not To Send your order if an item is Out Of Stock. You can do this by telling us in the Additional Comments Box when you place your order. When using our 2-3 Day Delivery Service the Additional Comments Box can also be used to tell us if you would like to have your order dropped off in a Safe Place. This is very useful if you are going to be out when your order is delivered. A safe place can be your shed, porch, garage or with a neighbour or other Safe Place. If you are out when your order is delivered and you have not stated a Safe Place your order will be taken to your local Royal Mail Sorting Office. A card will be left to tell you how to arrange delivery or collection.

Our First Class 2-3 Day Delivery Service has a maximum weight limit of 20kg. If your order weight is more than this, or if the goods you have ordered are over 60cm in length, your order will then be dispatched using Royal Mail Standard Parcel Service and delivery times will be 3-4 working days.

Please note if your order includes an item over 60cm in length, it and anything else you order will be sent via Royal Mail Standard Parcel Service.

If you are having problems tracing your order please e-mail us at info@jokeshop.co.ukwith your name, address, postcode, telephone number, date of your order and your order reference number. This number can be found on the top of your invoice that is e-mailed to you when you place your order so we can investigate.

Please be aware if Royal Mail or Parcelforce has Industrial Action there will be a backlog of post and delivery can take longer. Please note that we do not accept responsibility for late delivery caused by Industrial Action. Please allow plenty of time for delivery. Please note that once an order has been dispatched it becomes the property and responsibility of either Royal Mail or Parcelforce to be delivered not Joke Shop. All items purchased from the Joke Shop website are made pursuant to a shipment contract. This means that the risk of loss and title for such items pass to you upon our delivery to our carriers, Royal Mail or Parcelforce.

For your convenience you may check the status of our delivery companies by clicking on the following links. For Royal Mail's Service please click here. For Parcelforce's Service please click here.

Applicable Law:

This website is created and controlled by jokeshop.co.uk in the United Kingdom. As such, the laws of the United Kingdom govern these disclaimers, terms, and conditions, without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws. We reserve the right to make changes to our site and these disclaimers, terms, and conditions at any time.

Disclaimer:

THIS WEBSITE IS PROVIDED BY JOKESHOP.CO.UK. IT MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS TO THE OPERATION OF THE SITE OR THE INFORMATION, CONTENT, MATERIALS, OR PRODUCTS INCLUDED ON THIS SITE. TO THE FULL EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY APPLICABLE LAW, JOKESHOP.CO.UK DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. JOKESHOP.CO.UK WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, AND CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.

Our Address:

Joke Shop.

Enquiries: info@jokeshop.co.uk

Cookie Policy

We use cookies and similar tools across our websites to improve their performance and enhance your user experience. This policy explains how we do that.

What are cookies?

Cookies are small text files which a website may put on your computer or mobile device when you first visit a site or page. The cookie will help the website, or another website, to recognise your device the next time you visit. Web beacons or other similar files can also do the same thing. We use the term "cookies” in this policy to refer to all files that collect information in this way.

There are many functions cookies serve. For example, they can help us to remember your username and preferences, analyse how well our website is performing, or even allow us to recommend content we believe will be most relevant to you.

Certain cookies contain personal information – for example, if you click to "remember me” when logging in, a cookie will store your username. Most cookies won't collect information that identifies you, and will instead collect more general information such as how users arrive at and use our websites, or a user's general location.

What sort of cookies does the Joke Shop use?

Generally, our cookies perform up to four different functions:

1. Essential cookies.

Some cookies are essential for the operation of our website. For example, some cookies allow us to identify subscribers and ensure they can access the subscription only pages. If a subscriber opts to disable these cookies, the user will not be able to access all of the content that a subscription entitles them to.

2. Performance Cookies.

We utilise other cookies to analyse how our visitors use our websites and to monitor website performance. This allows us to provide a high quality experience by customising our offering and quickly identifying and fixing any issues that arise. For example, we might use performance cookies to keep track of which pages are most popular, which method of linking between pages is most effective, and to determine why some pages are receiving error messages. We might also use these cookies to highlight articles or site services that we think will be of interest to you based on your usage of the website.

3. Functionality Cookies.

We use functionality cookies to allow us to remember your preferences. For example, cookies save you the trouble of typing in your username every time you access the site, and recall your customisation preferences, such as which regional edition of the website you want to see when you log in.

We also use functionality cookies to provide you with enhanced services such as allowing you to watch a video online or comment on a blog.

4. Behaviourally Targeted Advertising Cookies.

The Joke Shop and our advertisers use cookies to serve you with advertisements that we believe are relevant to you and your interests. For example, if you read a number of articles on motoring on Jokeshop.co.uk or on other sites, a car manufacturer might infer you are interested in this topic and serve you with its car advertisements. You might see these advertisements on Jokeshop.co.uk and on other sites that you visit. However, we do not tell our advertisers who you are.

Does anyone else use cookies on the Joke Shop websites?

Advertisers sometimes use their own cookies to provide you with targeted advertising. For example, advertisers may use a profile they have built on sites that you have previously visited to present you with more relevant advertisements during your visit to Jokeshop.co.uk. We believe that it is useful to our users to see advertisements that are more relevant to their interests.

We also use or allow third parties to serve cookies that fall into the four categories above. For example, like many companies, we use Google Analytics to help us monitor our website traffic. We may also use third party cookies to help us with market research, revenue tracking, improving site functionality and monitoring compliance with our terms and conditions and copyright policy.

Can a website user block cookies?

As we've explained above, cookies help you to get the most out of our websites.

The first time you accessed our website after 14th June 2012, you should have seen an overlay which explained that by continuing to access our site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.

However, if you do wish to disable our cookies then please follow the instructions below. Please remember that if you do choose to disable cookies, you may find that certain sections of our website do not work properly.

How to enable and disable cookies using your browser.

Google Chrome.

Click the wrench icon on the browser toolbar

Select Settings

Click 'Show advanced settings'

In the "Privacy” section, click the 'Content settings' button

To enable cookies in the "Cookies” section, pick 'Allow local data to be set', this will enable both first-party and third-party cookies. To allow only first-party cookies pick 'Block all third-party cookies without exception'

To disable cookies, in the "Cookies” section, pick 'Block sites from setting any data'

Note there are various levels of cookie enablement and disablement in Chrome.

Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0, 7.0, 8.0

Click on 'Tools' at the top of your browser window and select 'Internet Options'

In the options window navigate to the 'Privacy' tab

To enable cookies: Set the slider to 'Medium' or below

To disable cookies: Move the slider to the top to block all cookies

Note there are various levels of cookie enablement and disablement in Explorer.

Mozilla Firefox.

Click on 'Tools' at the browser menu and select 'Options'

Select the Privacy panel

To enable cookies: Check 'Accept cookies for sites'

To disable cookies: Uncheck 'Accept cookies for sites'

Note there are various levels of cookie enablement and disablement in Firefox.

Opera.

Click on 'Setting' at the browser menu and select 'Settings'

Select 'Quick Preferences'

To enable cookies: check "Enable Cookies”

To disable cookies: uncheck "Enable Cookies”

Note there are various levels of cookie enablement and disablement in Opera.

Safari on OSX.

Click on 'Safari' at the menu bar and select the 'Preferences' option

Click on 'Security'

To enable cookies: In the 'Accept cookies' section select 'Only from site you navigate to'

To disable cookies: In the 'Accept cookies' section select 'Never'

Note there are various levels of cookie enablement and disablement in Safari.

All other browsers.

Please look for a "help” function in the browser or contact the browser provider.